More scary babies

Now, I never set out to catalogue the scary babies of the world, it’s just that since posting about Scary Baby Kebabs in my beloved Tooting, I keep noticing more, and feel obliged to report back.

These particular specimens are the result of somebody trying to produce uber-cheap baby dolls for sale in the local pound shop.  Consequently their no-frills packaging has lent them a half-asphyxiated look, and an evil glint to the eyes.  I suspect they would kill you as soon as look at you, were they not encased in plastic and pinned to the wall.

I anticipate nightmares.

Tooting Life – Scary Baby Kebabs

Tooting’s premier kebab emporium, known to me and Him Indoors as ‘Scary Baby Kebabs’ or SBK for short, because of the seemingly random and certainly scary baby staring out of the shop front.

I presume it doesn’t mean the kebabs are made of babies. Weirdly on a recent trip to Ikea I saw this picture on one of their signs which could actually be a baby kebab.

Now that is scary.