There will be blood

Something has ruined my salad.

Not only dug it up, but then done an enormous poo on it, and invited a load of bluebottles to come and dance on its grave.

The point may have been the massive poo and the seedlings were perhaps destroyed as a side project, but the result is the same.  Luckily I planted a truly ludicrous amount of lettuce, so hopefully there is enough left, but I am Not Happy.

In other news, The Boy has developed shrieking, but is temporarily distracted by large fluffy bunnies.  This is a marked improvement on last week, where he had developed shrieking.

Finally, if I could knit, I would knit these.


Author: Rachel Wheeley

Comedian, podcaster, full time Mum, based in London, UK

One thought on “There will be blood”

  1. Quel bummer. This poo – how big was it, exactly? You don’t think… Are you getting on with your neighbours OK?

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