More scary babies

Now, I never set out to catalogue the scary babies of the world, it’s just that since posting about Scary Baby Kebabs in my beloved Tooting, I keep noticing more, and feel obliged to report back.

These particular specimens are the result of somebody trying to produce uber-cheap baby dolls for sale in the local pound shop.  Consequently their no-frills packaging has lent them a half-asphyxiated look, and an evil glint to the eyes.  I suspect they would kill you as soon as look at you, were they not encased in plastic and pinned to the wall.

I anticipate nightmares.

Author: Rachel Wheeley

Comedian, podcaster, full time Mum, based in London, UK

7 thoughts on “More scary babies”

  1. Despite the knock off price they haven’t skimped on modeling the old private parts have they? Maybe they are cheap because they are rally old people dolls, not baby dolls… check out those wrinkly legs.

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